My family coat
of arms ties at the back...is that normal?
My family tree
is a few branches short! All help appreciated.
My ancestors
must be in a witness protection program!
Shake your
family tree and watch the nuts fall!
My hobby is
genealogy, I raise dust bunnies as pets.
How can one
ancestor cause so much TROUBLE??
I looked into my
family tree and found out I was a sap.
I'm not stuck,
I'm ancestrally challenged.
I'm searching
for myself; Have you seen me?
If only people
came with pull-down menus and on-line help...
Isn't genealogy
fun? The answer to one problem leads to two more!
It's 2000... Do
you know where your-Gr-Gr-Grandparents are?
A family reunion
is an effective form of birth control.
A family tree
can wither if nobody tends it's roots.
A new cousin a
day keeps the boredom away.
After 30 days,
unclaimed ancestors will be adopted.
Am I the only
person up my tree... sure seems like it.
Any family tree
produces some lemons, some nuts and a few bad apples.
Ever find an
ancestor HANGING from the family tree?
FLOOR: The place
for storing your priceless genealogy records.
Gene-Allergy:
It's a contagious disease, but I love it.
Genealogists are
time un-ravelers.
Genealogy is
like playing hide and seek: They hide... I seek!
Genealogy:
Tracing yourself back to better people.
"Crazy"
is a relative term in my family.
A pack rat is
hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor.
I want to find
ALL of them! So far I only have a few thousand.
I Should have
asked them BEFORE they died!
I think my
ancestors had several "Bad heir" days.
I'm always late.
My ancestors arrived on the JUNEflower.
Only a
Genealogist regards a step backwards as progress.
Share your
knowledge; it is a way to achieve immortality.
Heredity:
Everyone believes in it until their children act like
fools!
It's an unusual
family that hath neither a lady of the evening or a
thief.
Many a family
tree needs pruning.
Shh! Be very,
very quiet . . . I'm hunting forebears.
Snobs talk as if
they had begotten their own ancestors!
That's strange:
half my ancestors are WOMEN!
I'm not sick,
I've just got fading genes.
Genealogists
live in the past lane.
Cousins marrying
cousins: Very tangled roots!
Cousins marrying
cousins: A non-branching family tree.
All right!
Everybody out of the gene pool!
Always willing
to share my ignorance...
Documentation .
. . The hardest part of genealogy.
Genealogy:
Chasing your own tale!
Genealogy . . .
will I ever find time to mow the lawn again?
That's the
problem with the gene pool: NO Lifeguards.
I researched my
family tree . . . and apparently I don't exist!
SO MANY
ANCESTORS.....................SO LITTLE TIME!
